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As mean as this all is, it's still pretty damn funny :) A parody of parodies, and this one actually has a load of satire and irony in it. Good job!
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This was really a little too much for me. I mean, artistic violence is great and all, but...
Anyway, the scripting and shiz was really impressive, so full marks for that. As for the actual subject matter - to each his own I guess.
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I would have expected to crack a smile at least once from this, especially considering the score and junk, but it was just a stupidly annoying voice being annoying without making any attempt at humor. Normally a lack of obvious jokes or amusement wouldn't bother me, but when you're this far from high-brow satire you really need something to make up for it.
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This has to be one of the best styled submissions on NG :) You just can't beat its weirdness.
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Soo nice to look at :) I feel weird that the real world isn't all wiggly now :/
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Best April Fools ever :P
Author's Response:
Your the best around! Nothing's ever going to keep me down!
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For what's supposed to be a tutorial, you basically just tell people to copy and paste code. You also tell people to use the V-Cam (an animating tool) for games, which is a really good way of messing things up and rendering stuff like a GUI unavailable.
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This was so enjoyable :P And I think Luis is officially Newgrounds' bitch at this point.
Is the bonus character going to be in the actual CC game? ;)
Author's Response:
We don't know the secret roster of bonus characters to CC, Luis just made these guys up. I hope they put in the FAB knight though :D
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This was a fantastic idea! I just love the whole theme of it :) You don't often see stuff this creative.
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The animation, style, art and scripting were all beautiful as always. A little too beautiful, possibly - my brain has a bit of a sickly feeling since playing it :s
Anyway, just a few minor criticisms - some of the effects (i.e. the eggs) stayed around a little too long and seemed to get in the way. Also, I think you could have shortened the stomp animation, made the stomp itself instant and increased your acceleration, all of which would have made the controls feel a lot more responsive.
Those things aside, though, it's a brilliant game to look at and a pretty fun one to play.
Author's Response:
The eggs were a mistake. I tried to duplicate the effect achieved in many console games without taking into account the fact flying objects are usually little energy balls and not big opaque eggs. When I started off I was a cartoon animator, and even after so much experience its hard to cut frames out for the sake of playability, I'll try to improve on that though. Thanks for the critique, its highly appreciated.
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