Score: 9

"LOL, brilliant"

submission: Metal Gear Funnies

date: July 8, 2008

As mean as this all is, it's still pretty damn funny :) A parody of parodies, and this one actually has a load of satire and irony in it. Good job!

Score: 8

"Erm..."

submission: The Torture Game 2

date: June 28, 2008

This was really a little too much for me. I mean, artistic violence is great and all, but...

Anyway, the scripting and shiz was really impressive, so full marks for that. As for the actual subject matter - to each his own I guess.

Score: 1

"Really, really not good"

submission: Irod Bad!

date: May 11, 2008

I would have expected to crack a smile at least once from this, especially considering the score and junk, but it was just a stupidly annoying voice being annoying without making any attempt at humor. Normally a lack of obvious jokes or amusement wouldn't bother me, but when you're this far from high-brow satire you really need something to make up for it.

Score: 10

"Awesome!"

submission: Picofun.fla

date: May 1, 2008

This has to be one of the best styled submissions on NG :) You just can't beat its weirdness.

Score: 9

"Awww"

submission: Another Day Eight

date: April 6, 2008

Soo nice to look at :) I feel weird that the real world isn't all wiggly now :/

Score: 10

"LOL"

submission: Light Cut

date: April 2, 2008

Best April Fools ever :P

Score: 5

"Not too great"

submission: -Platform Tutorial-

date: March 13, 2008

For what's supposed to be a tutorial, you basically just tell people to copy and paste code. You also tell people to use the V-Cam (an animating tool) for games, which is a really good way of messing things up and rendering stuff like a GUI unavailable.

Score: 10

"Excellent!"

submission: Castle Crashing the Beard

date: March 12, 2008

This was so enjoyable :P And I think Luis is officially Newgrounds' bitch at this point.

Is the bonus character going to be in the actual CC game? ;)

Score: 10

"Who says innovaion is dead?"

submission: The Pen is Mightier...

date: March 7, 2008

This was a fantastic idea! I just love the whole theme of it :) You don't often see stuff this creative.

Score: 9

"Lovely as always :P"

submission: Prehistoric 2

date: March 7, 2008

The animation, style, art and scripting were all beautiful as always. A little too beautiful, possibly - my brain has a bit of a sickly feeling since playing it :s

Anyway, just a few minor criticisms - some of the effects (i.e. the eggs) stayed around a little too long and seemed to get in the way. Also, I think you could have shortened the stomp animation, made the stomp itself instant and increased your acceleration, all of which would have made the controls feel a lot more responsive.

Those things aside, though, it's a brilliant game to look at and a pretty fun one to play.