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Paranoia

Age/Gender: 19, Male
Location: Durham
Job: Freelance

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4/22/05

Level: 34
Aura: Dark

Rank: Police Lieutenant
Blams: 900
Saves: 836
Rank #: 3,956

Whistle Status: Garbage

Exp. Points: 12,120 / 12,830
Exp. Rank #: 842
Voting Pow.: 7.49 votes

BBS Posts: 9,699 (5.66 per day)
Flash Reviews: 212
Music Reviews: 2
Trophies: 11
Stickers: 0

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212 Reviews | 48 w/ Responses

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Score: 10
LL - Movies

"Comic genius!"

submission: LL - Movies
date: April 6, 2009

I didn't know you guys were still going :P The timing and voice acting here is poetic. You don't see that much stuff here that's so lovingly put together. Nice one :D

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Score: 8
Covenant of the Sword

"Sweeeeet"

date: July 26, 2008

I've been waiting for another one of these. That was great. And your timing is spot on :D

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Score: 9
Awesome Video Games Ep34

"Win!"

date: July 24, 2008

I don't get why these don't end up with higher scores. Nothing beats an incredibly obvious metaphor!

Also, Cousing Lester looks about forty.

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Score: 9
Metal Gear Funnies

"LOL, brilliant"

submission: Metal Gear Funnies
date: July 8, 2008

As mean as this all is, it's still pretty damn funny :) A parody of parodies, and this one actually has a load of satire and irony in it. Good job!

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Score: 8
The Torture Game 2

"Erm..."

submission: The Torture Game 2
date: June 28, 2008

This was really a little too much for me. I mean, artistic violence is great and all, but...

Anyway, the scripting and shiz was really impressive, so full marks for that. As for the actual subject matter - to each his own I guess.

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Score: 1
Irod Bad!

"Really, really not good"

submission: Irod Bad!
date: May 11, 2008

I would have expected to crack a smile at least once from this, especially considering the score and junk, but it was just a stupidly annoying voice being annoying without making any attempt at humor. Normally a lack of obvious jokes or amusement wouldn't bother me, but when you're this far from high-brow satire you really need something to make up for it.

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Score: 10
Picofun.fla

"Awesome!"

submission: Picofun.fla
date: May 1, 2008

This has to be one of the best styled submissions on NG :) You just can't beat its weirdness.

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Score: 9
Another Day Eight

"Awww"

submission: Another Day Eight
date: April 6, 2008

Soo nice to look at :) I feel weird that the real world isn't all wiggly now :/

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Score: 10
Light Cut

"LOL"

submission: Light Cut
date: April 2, 2008

Best April Fools ever :P

April 12, 2008

Author's Response:

Your the best around! Nothing's ever going to keep me down!

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Score: 5
-Platform Tutorial-

"Not too great"

date: March 13, 2008

For what's supposed to be a tutorial, you basically just tell people to copy and paste code. You also tell people to use the V-Cam (an animating tool) for games, which is a really good way of messing things up and rendering stuff like a GUI unavailable.

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