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Paranoia

Age/Gender: 18, Male
Location: Poult, Lancs, UK
Job: Freelance

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4/22/05

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Exp. Points: 10,260 / 10,670
Exp. Rank #: 779
Voting Pow.: 7.24 votes

BBS Posts: 8,993 (7.35 per day)
Flash Reviews: 203
Music Reviews: 2
Trophies: 11
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Score: 8
Pokemon RED

"Hehe"

submission: Pokemon RED
date: December 3, 2006

"All I wanted for Christmas was world domination and you failed to deliver it"... Oh man, this wins just for the laugh that got.

It's funny because Wade bans people :P

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Score: 10
Dobble

"Awesome game"

submission: Dobble
date: November 28, 2006

I love your art style :)

The engine was great, the style and sound were both adorable, and it's proof that a game doesn't need some contrived attempt at appealing to an adult audience to be awesome.

(How's a toddler going to play a platformer?)

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Score: 10
The Halloween Hunt

"Awesome game!"

submission: The Halloween Hunt
date: November 1, 2006

It's everything this type of game should be: It's smooth; it's not too simple and not too complicated and it doesn't outstay its welcome. Great job!

(Also, I'm sure pretty much all of your enemies have been in either Final Fantasy or Breath of Fire before...)

(:P)

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Score: 10
Final Defense: Last Stand

"Nice game, emo :)"

date: November 1, 2006

Cool idea, great execution. The style really shoots it. The only thing is the auto quality option gets really annoying. Can't you have it take the average from the last thirty or so frames rather than react to every small drop or rise?

Other than that, it's great :)

Author's Response:

The auto quality can be switched off by going to the poptions menu (press P)

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Score: 10
BR's Climate Chaos

"Simply an awesome submission"

submission: BR's Climate Chaos
date: October 31, 2006

The animation and art were fantastic - soo cute ^.^ And the engine itself was spectacular. It all blended together brilliantly, and it was great to play.

It lagged a bit for me, but given the quality of the engine and graphics you probably did all you could to reduce that. Keep up the amazing work!

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Score: 10
Paintball - The Game

"Great game, Clanger :)"

date: October 30, 2006

Even if the sound track was a bit like for a porn film.

It was smooth, challenging but not frustrating; flexible and really fun to play. The levels were all pretty unique, and you could write rude words out!

It's a winning combination!

Author's Response:

Porn music and rude words, what more do you need? :D
Thanks

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Score: 10
Zombie Assault

"Nice job, sticky!"

submission: Zombie Assault
date: October 27, 2006

I like this like an elephant likes ears!

I should send you both Janet Jackson CDs!

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Score: 10
Trick-O-Treat-O-Tron

"Smooth!"

date: October 26, 2006

I love youre little pixel art. And you managed to get it running very smoothly even on my inferior little machine! The gameplay was great,m the sound was lovely, and pretty much every part of this entitles you to a big cash prize :)

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Score: 3
Mario Bloopers

"Not only does the music not fit..."

submission: Mario Bloopers
date: September 25, 2006

It's horribly unoptimised as well. Next time, stream your audio and don't have it at its highest quality. Maybe then you'll have a little consideration for all of those poor 56K connection guys.

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Score: 4
Morbus

"Let down by coding"

submission: Morbus
date: September 22, 2006

The artwork for this game was great, and from the start it looks like it's going to be a beautiful experience. Unfortunately when actually playing, the horrible, horrible, glitchy scripting totally rapes the experience. The jumping system is horrible, attacks can randomly just not do anything and a full list of bugs would take more time and apace to compile than I'm currently allowed.

If you took the ark you have here and either took some time to improve your own coding skills, or teamed up with someone who was good at it, you'd have a great game here. Unfortunately, as it stands, it's a total missed opportunity.

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