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Paranoia

Age/Gender: 18, Male
Location: Poult, Lancs, UK
Job: Freelance

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4/22/05

Level: 31
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Rank: Police Lieutenant
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Rank #: 3,329

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Exp. Points: 10,260 / 10,670
Exp. Rank #: 779
Voting Pow.: 7.24 votes

BBS Posts: 8,993 (7.35 per day)
Flash Reviews: 203
Music Reviews: 2
Trophies: 11
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Score: 10
New Numa

"I feel pity :("

submission: New Numa
date: September 16, 2006

This isn't as bad as everyone says it is. You're all just being "I don't want to be a fad whore" whores.

Here's a little balance.

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Score: 10
Madness Antipathy

"Damn man!"

submission: Madness Antipathy
date: September 16, 2006

You're stuff just keeps getting more an more awesome! I was a little worried that this was going to be a rehash of the old stuff (which would still be pretty damn kickass), but no! Head fights! Train crashes! Everyone going spare in every way imaginable! Shit, I may as well go to sleep now because there's no way anything else in my day is going to top this! You, sir, are a creatively violent genius!

(09:01)

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Score: 9
Scuba Hunter

"Fun game"

submission: Scuba Hunter
date: September 10, 2006

The aiming system is nice and challenging, and the nuber of different body parts to aim for and varying stregnth add a lot of depth to it, as well as the fatality system. GG :)

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Score: 10
Jeeves Volleyball

"Awesome game dude!"

submission: Jeeves Volleyball
date: September 8, 2006

That soundtrack is just what I imagined a couple of Jeeveses playing volleyball with teapots to too :D

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Score: 10
Terri Irwin's REVENGE

"Had to be done :P"

date: September 7, 2006

I liked Steve Irwin, and like almost everyone else was devastated about his death, but equallt I don't see any reason to censor things like this.

It's a bit tasteless, but it's not like the family are going to be discarding their grief by going to Newgrounds so close to the event.

For all the dumbfucks who think that death is an unreachable topic which shouldn't be looked at in this way, you should open your eyes a little. Countless numbers of people die daily, some peacefully, some naturally; some in pain and poverty, others in comfort. Giving special status to the death of one person simply because of his celebrity status by flaming to buggery something which takes some humour out of it is stupid and hypocritical, especially considering the number of works on this site where huge numbers of nameless, faceless targets are the victims. You can't change death, and if anything laughing in its face is going to soften the blow.

As a side note, I'd be pretty fucking chuffed if my death prompted lots of parodies like this.

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Score: 7
Baby Destruction

"It's a good idea."

submission: Baby Destruction
date: September 4, 2006

Unfortunately the bat power ups come too often, plus with double hitting it's easy to get to like -100 misses. If you removed these two aspects, say making extra lives and power ups appear much less often, it'd be a really challenging game.

Still, full points for the concept :D

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Score: 8
JuicePlz

"Awesome gamt Toast (and other guy)"

submission: JuicePlz
date: September 2, 2006

It's really addictive in its simplicity. And the bird killing is a nice touch >:D

But when will we be seeing the doll porn!?

Author's Response:

Soon, don't worry :) It's gonna be very interactive with much doll nudity. ^^
By the way you mispelled game :P

<3

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Score: 10
Andy's Life Animations

"Pretty good :)"

date: August 23, 2006

Your sound quality is amazing for a Flash - you got an expensive microphone or something? The animation is also very smooth and the voice acting was good. The only problem was that it didn't have a stop(); action or replay button at the end - it just started over again. They're not that hard to script - google should turn something up very fast.

Author's Response:

Hi,
I have stuck a replay button at the end, with a menu and a link to the menu at the start. Hope that makes it a bit more easy to navigate.
Yeah, I did use a really nice mic to record it, in a sound studio. Thanks for the feedback.

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Score: 9
TANKMEN 5.5

"Cock jokes :P"

submission: TANKMEN 5.5
date: August 20, 2006

This is exactly like the sort of thing Stamper would make. Funny, that...

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Score: 9
TANK DICK

"lol"

submission: TANK DICK
date: August 20, 2006

Nothing beats a good ol' fashioned themed submission day. This was pretty quality too :P Is there gonna be a collection for these?

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