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Total Medals Earned: 300 (From 47 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 6,710 Points

A Bad Taste of Pico

Big Wet Juicy Kiss Unlocked 5/2/09
25 Points
Rescue NeNe.
Polygonal Victory Unlocked 5/2/09
25 Points
Beat the game!
Twice the Fun Unlocked 5/2/09
25 Points
Rescue Darnell.
Dude, it's my Turn Unlocked 5/2/09
50 Points
???
Meat is Murder Unlocked 5/2/09
50 Points
???
Vulgar Display of Power Unlocked 5/2/09
50 Points
???

Medals Earned: 6/6 (225/225 points)

Adventure Story

Clouds Disappear Unlocked 3/4/16
5 Points
Collapse a cloud by standing on it.
Newbie Mage Unlocked 3/4/16
10 Points
Cast a spell for the first time.
Newbie Warrior Unlocked 3/4/16
10 Points
Discover the standard 3-hit melee combo.
Ice is Slippery 5 Points Stand on ice and slide around.
Lava is Hot 5 Points Stand on lava for too long and get hurt.
Shrooms are Bouncy 5 Points Bounce off a mushroom and into the air.
Watch Your Step 5 Points Collapse a wooden platform by walking over it.
Animal Cruelty 10 Points Drop an enemy into some spikes, and watch it suffer.
Desert Dash 10 Points Beat Level 7 in under 50 seconds.
Foe Bouncer 10 Points Perform a massive aerial combo by bouncing off enemies.
Foe Juggler 10 Points Keep an enemy up in the air by attacking it.
Forest Jog 10 Points Beat level 3 in under 40 seconds.
Frost Bite 10 Points Hit an enemy with a dangling icicle.
Glacier Run 10 Points Beat Level 13 in under 60 seconds.
Master Mage 10 Points Cast a level 3 spell.
Master Warrior 10 Points Lose your ability to cast spells, you don't need them.
Self Destruction 10 Points Defeat any boss with their own projectiles.
Spikes are Painful 10 Points Fall into a pit of spikes and regret it.
The Credits 10 Points Check out the credits page and maybe visit some links.
Volcano Sprint 10 Points Beat Level 19 in under 70 seconds.
Balanced Skillset 25 Points Buy the weakest version of every spell.
Boss Immunity 25 Points Defeat any boss without getting hit.
Endangered Species 25 Points Defeat 1000 foes in total.
Level Grinder 25 Points Reach an experience level of 30.
Power Up 25 Points Max out your HP and MP.
Boss Hunter 50 Points Complete the Boss Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Foe Exterminator 50 Points Complete the Foe Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Gold Hoarder 50 Points Collect every coin in every level.
Great Adventurer 50 Points Open every treasure chest in every level.
The End 100 Points Complete level 20, rescue the princess and finish the game.

Medals Earned: 3/30 (25/600 points)

Another Small Favor

A Small Stitch Unlocked 9/7/09
25 Points
Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.
Flower Power Unlocked 9/7/09
25 Points
Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor
Hunt the Hunter Unlocked 9/7/09
25 Points
Eliminate the Pig Hunter
Spider Slayer Unlocked 9/7/09
25 Points
Kill a spider, save a kitty.
Another Small Favor Unlocked 9/7/09
100 Points
Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.

Medals Earned: 5/5 (200/200 points)

Apples in the Tree

Skull Beneath the Skin Unlocked 3/19/16
10 Points
Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
Children of the Grave 5 Points Reach the graveyard
Coward 5 Points Just leave
Dreamer 10 Points You dream your life away
Mrs Nice Girl 25 Points You are such a sweet sweet thing
When You're Evil 25 Points Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Goodnight Demon Slayer 50 Points Slay 20 demon bastards
Smashing Pumpkins 50 Points Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Tornado of Souls 50 Points Escape the Tornado of Souls
Fan Number 1 100 Points Get an autograph from Ozzy

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/330 points)

Barbarian Bob [Remake]

Rags to Riches Unlocked 7/13/09
50 Points
Collect over $20000 in loot.
Barbaric 25 Points Kill 50 Enemies.
Savage Speed 25 Points Finish the game in 10 minutes.
Carbon Copy 50 Points Parry an enemy 5 times in a row.
Warlock Holmes 50 Points Find all secret items.
Barbarian King 100 Points Complete every achievement.
InvinciBob 100 Points Finish the game without dying.
Shieldless Wonder 100 Points Finish the game without using your shield.

Medals Earned: 1/8 (50/500 points)

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 8/27/09
5 Points
Level Up once.
Fabulous! Unlocked 8/27/09
25 Points
Reach the maxed out level.
The Fast and the Furriest Unlocked 8/27/09
25 Points
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp Unlocked 8/27/09
50 Points
Defeat The Beard
Graven Image 25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor 25 Points Win without losing a life.

Medals Earned: 4/6 (105/155 points)

Cave of Wonders

Black Coffin Unlocked 9/9/09
10 Points
Die before beating Luis.
Exterminator Unlocked 9/9/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Rude awakening Unlocked 9/9/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 9/9/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal Unlocked 9/9/09
25 Points
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Grape Crush Unlocked 9/9/09
25 Points
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck Unlocked 9/9/09
25 Points
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder Unlocked 9/10/09
50 Points
Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!

Medals Earned: 8/10 (165/315 points)

Da Pink Knight

JuiceyKisses Unlocked 5/6/09
25 Points
Use magic as the final blow on the boss.
OneBigClusterFart Unlocked 5/6/09
25 Points
Hit 3 or more minions with jump magic.
YouWin Unlocked 5/6/09
25 Points
You Win.
PlaywithMyBalls Unlocked 5/6/09
50 Points
Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.
Tilt Unlocked 5/6/09
100 Points
Beat the game with a certain score..
TKO 10 Points Dizzy the boss before first armor break.
CuttinOutSweets 50 Points Beat the game without getting a dizzy.
DreidelPower 50 Points Consecutively hit boss with your ground spin attack 6 times.
MaryPoppinz 50 Points Consecutively hit boss with your air spin attack 6 times.
TimeAttack 100 Points Beat the game within 5 minutes or less.

Medals Earned: 5/10 (225/485 points)

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 9/2/09
5 Points
Defeat the Footie Twins
Heavy Weapons Unlocked 9/2/09
5 Points
Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz Unlocked 9/2/09
5 Points
Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit Unlocked 9/2/09
10 Points
Defeat TRN-1
Story Easy Unlocked 4/16/16
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
WSW Tribute Unlocked 4/16/16
25 Points
Defeat Final Weapon
Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja 25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 6/16 (75/500 points)

Darnell's Recount

DownForwardPunch Unlocked 5/2/09
5 Points
View the COMBOS page.
Floatin Unlocked 5/2/09
5 Points
Master the Fire Flip.
Teh Intran3tz Unlocked 5/2/09
5 Points
Visit the links page.
The Election Unlocked 5/2/09
5 Points
View the intro movie.
Evil Dead Unlocked 5/2/09
10 Points
Get your chainsaw on!
Medication Unlocked 5/2/09
10 Points
Drink the mystery potion.
SupaSpy Unlocked 5/2/09
25 Points
Find all 6 secret areas.
Thanks... Unlocked 5/2/09
25 Points
Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Toasty Unlocked 5/2/09
25 Points
Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Animal Control Unlocked 5/2/09
50 Points
Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Recount Unlocked 5/2/09
50 Points
Defeat the class president.
UberPWNT Unlocked 5/2/09
50 Points
Shut down the UberBot.
Yes We Can! Unlocked 5/2/09
50 Points
Beat the game.
Must be the Afro. Unlocked 5/3/09
100 Points
Beat the game without dying.

Medals Earned: 14/14 (415/415 points)