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Total Medals Earned: 356 (From 48 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 7,600 Points

A Bad Taste of Pico

Big Wet Juicy Kiss Unlocked 5/2/09
25 Points
Rescue NeNe.
Polygonal Victory Unlocked 5/2/09
25 Points
Beat the game!
Twice the Fun Unlocked 5/2/09
25 Points
Rescue Darnell.
Dude, it's my Turn Unlocked 5/2/09
50 Points
???
Meat is Murder Unlocked 5/2/09
50 Points
???
Vulgar Display of Power Unlocked 5/2/09
50 Points
???

Medals Earned: 6/6 (225/225 points)

Abobo's Big Adventure

Auto-Assault Unlocked 6/14/17
5 Points
07 - Get Machine Gun
Bad Call Unlocked 6/14/17
5 Points
02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
Ballooney Unlocked 6/14/17
5 Points
05 - Pick up an extra balloon
Bloodsport Unlocked 6/14/17
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Call A Plumber Unlocked 6/14/17
5 Points
02 - Escape the Mario pipe
Child Chomper Unlocked 6/14/17
5 Points
01 - Eat kid
Familiar Shape Unlocked 6/14/17
5 Points
04 - Get the map
Fiery Fury Unlocked 6/14/17
5 Points
07 - Get Flame Gun
Fish Food Unlocked 6/14/17
5 Points
02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
Idiot Unlocked 6/14/17
5 Points
04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
Lazertagged Unlocked 6/14/17
5 Points
06 - Get hit by a laser
Lemming Lunacy Unlocked 6/14/17
5 Points
07 - Get Lemmings Gun
Never Give Up Unlocked 6/14/17
5 Points
00E - Use a continue
No Filming Unlocked 6/14/17
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
No Mercy Unlocked 6/14/17
5 Points
03 - Execute the Fatality move
Run Abobo, Run! Unlocked 6/14/17
5 Points
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
Soap On A Dope Unlocked 6/14/17
5 Points
07 - Kill showering guy
Spread The Love Unlocked 6/14/17
5 Points
07 - Get Spread Gun
Where To? Unlocked 6/14/17
5 Points
04 - Get the compass
Beardy Basher Unlocked 6/14/17
10 Points
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
Bigger Boat Unlocked 6/14/17
10 Points
02 - Defeat Jaws
Bombs Away Unlocked 6/14/17
10 Points
07 - Use Rage move on level 7
Death Blossom Unlocked 6/14/17
10 Points
05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
Flurry Frag Unlocked 6/14/17
10 Points
04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
Have A Seat Unlocked 6/14/17
10 Points
05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
Mega Blast Unlocked 6/14/17
10 Points
06 - Use Rage move on level 6
Patience Unlocked 6/14/17
10 Points
00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
Projectile Power Unlocked 6/14/17
10 Points
04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
Punchy Power Unlocked 6/14/17
10 Points
08 - Use Rage move on level 8
Pushy Unlocked 6/14/17
10 Points
04 - Push a not-so-secret block
Robopopped Unlocked 6/14/17
10 Points
07 - Kill Robocop
Super Slash Unlocked 6/14/17
10 Points
04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
Thanks Doc Unlocked 6/14/17
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Code Unlocked 6/14/17
10 Points
07 - Use the Contra Code properly
Walk On Water Unlocked 6/14/17
10 Points
04 - Get the ladder
Waste Not Unlocked 6/14/17
10 Points
01 - Throw kid body
A Winner Is Me Unlocked 6/14/17
25 Points
05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
Abobo Appetizers Unlocked 6/14/17
25 Points
02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
Anger Issues Unlocked 6/14/17
25 Points
04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
Another Castle Unlocked 6/14/17
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bloody Chum Unlocked 6/14/17
25 Points
02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
Die Dragon Die Unlocked 6/14/17
25 Points
04 - Kill Aquamentus
Forklift Foul Unlocked 6/14/17
25 Points
01 - Defeat boss
Kill The Messenger Unlocked 6/14/17
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Krang Bang Unlocked 6/14/17
25 Points
07 - Destroy Krangby
Manhandled Unlocked 6/14/17
25 Points
04 - Kill Manhandla
Mega Mashed Unlocked 6/14/17
25 Points
06 - Defeat Megabobo
Mmm Beefy Unlocked 6/14/17
25 Points
04 - Get the beef
No Fatty Pop Unlocked 6/14/17
25 Points
04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
Skynet Stopper Unlocked 6/14/17
25 Points
06 - Defeat Robobobo
Turtle Power Unlocked 6/14/17
25 Points
07 - Defeat Krang
Barf-O-Rama Unlocked 6/14/17
50 Points
07 - Kill giant Kirby
Best Ending Evar Unlocked 6/14/17
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Extra Abobo Unlocked 6/14/17
50 Points
06 - Pick up an extra life
It's So Bad Unlocked 6/14/17
50 Points
08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
Meatspin Unlocked 6/14/17
50 Points
04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
Choices 5 Points 00B - Use level select
Fighting Chance 5 Points 03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
Merbobos 5 Points 02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
Acid Bath 10 Points 08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
Blocktorock 10 Points 04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
Bloody Bobo 10 Points 00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
Bonkers 10 Points 05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
Icy Escape 10 Points 07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
Ironic 10 Points 01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
Police Patrol 10 Points 03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
Poor Aboboy 10 Points 00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
Pro Wrestler 10 Points 05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
Reap This 10 Points 05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
Reaper Runner 10 Points 05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
Risky 10 Points 05 - Jump off the top rope
Rocky Rage 10 Points 01 - Use Rage move on level 1
Slowpoke 10 Points 04 - Get turned into a snail
Spiffy Supporter 10 Points 00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
Typhoon Time 10 Points 02 - Use Rage move on level 2
Chair Massacre 25 Points 05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
Fooled You 25 Points 01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
Kong Punt 25 Points 01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
Mac Attack 25 Points 08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
Balloon Master 50 Points 05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
Champ 50 Points 08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
Elderly Execution 50 Points 04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
Mega Master 50 Points 06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
Super Soldier 50 Points 07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
War Hero 50 Points 07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
Balloon Jedi 100 Points 05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
Contrabobo God 100 Points 07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
I'm The Greatest 100 Points 08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
Jason Lives Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Surf's Up Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Duck Hunted Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Friendly Foes Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Headbanger Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Luckdragon Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sneaky Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bobo Battle Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Double Trouble Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fire Bad! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Private Party Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thriller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 56/100 (890/2,000 points)

Adventure Story

Clouds Disappear Unlocked 3/4/16
5 Points
Collapse a cloud by standing on it.
Newbie Mage Unlocked 3/4/16
10 Points
Cast a spell for the first time.
Newbie Warrior Unlocked 3/4/16
10 Points
Discover the standard 3-hit melee combo.
Ice is Slippery 5 Points Stand on ice and slide around.
Lava is Hot 5 Points Stand on lava for too long and get hurt.
Shrooms are Bouncy 5 Points Bounce off a mushroom and into the air.
Watch Your Step 5 Points Collapse a wooden platform by walking over it.
Animal Cruelty 10 Points Drop an enemy into some spikes, and watch it suffer.
Desert Dash 10 Points Beat Level 7 in under 50 seconds.
Foe Bouncer 10 Points Perform a massive aerial combo by bouncing off enemies.
Foe Juggler 10 Points Keep an enemy up in the air by attacking it.
Forest Jog 10 Points Beat level 3 in under 40 seconds.
Frost Bite 10 Points Hit an enemy with a dangling icicle.
Glacier Run 10 Points Beat Level 13 in under 60 seconds.
Master Mage 10 Points Cast a level 3 spell.
Master Warrior 10 Points Lose your ability to cast spells, you don't need them.
Self Destruction 10 Points Defeat any boss with their own projectiles.
Spikes are Painful 10 Points Fall into a pit of spikes and regret it.
The Credits 10 Points Check out the credits page and maybe visit some links.
Volcano Sprint 10 Points Beat Level 19 in under 70 seconds.
Balanced Skillset 25 Points Buy the weakest version of every spell.
Boss Immunity 25 Points Defeat any boss without getting hit.
Endangered Species 25 Points Defeat 1000 foes in total.
Level Grinder 25 Points Reach an experience level of 30.
Power Up 25 Points Max out your HP and MP.
Boss Hunter 50 Points Complete the Boss Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Foe Exterminator 50 Points Complete the Foe Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Gold Hoarder 50 Points Collect every coin in every level.
Great Adventurer 50 Points Open every treasure chest in every level.
The End 100 Points Complete level 20, rescue the princess and finish the game.

Medals Earned: 3/30 (25/600 points)

Another Small Favor

A Small Stitch Unlocked 9/7/09
25 Points
Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.
Flower Power Unlocked 9/7/09
25 Points
Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor
Hunt the Hunter Unlocked 9/7/09
25 Points
Eliminate the Pig Hunter
Spider Slayer Unlocked 9/7/09
25 Points
Kill a spider, save a kitty.
Another Small Favor Unlocked 9/7/09
100 Points
Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.

Medals Earned: 5/5 (200/200 points)

Apples in the Tree

Skull Beneath the Skin Unlocked 3/19/16
10 Points
Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
Children of the Grave 5 Points Reach the graveyard
Coward 5 Points Just leave
Dreamer 10 Points You dream your life away
Mrs Nice Girl 25 Points You are such a sweet sweet thing
When You're Evil 25 Points Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Goodnight Demon Slayer 50 Points Slay 20 demon bastards
Smashing Pumpkins 50 Points Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Tornado of Souls 50 Points Escape the Tornado of Souls
Fan Number 1 100 Points Get an autograph from Ozzy

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/330 points)

Barbarian Bob [Remake]

Rags to Riches Unlocked 7/13/09
50 Points
Collect over $20000 in loot.
Barbaric 25 Points Kill 50 Enemies.
Savage Speed 25 Points Finish the game in 10 minutes.
Carbon Copy 50 Points Parry an enemy 5 times in a row.
Warlock Holmes 50 Points Find all secret items.
Barbarian King 100 Points Complete every achievement.
InvinciBob 100 Points Finish the game without dying.
Shieldless Wonder 100 Points Finish the game without using your shield.

Medals Earned: 1/8 (50/500 points)

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 8/27/09
5 Points
Level Up once.
Fabulous! Unlocked 8/27/09
25 Points
Reach the maxed out level.
The Fast and the Furriest Unlocked 8/27/09
25 Points
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp Unlocked 8/27/09
50 Points
Defeat The Beard
Graven Image 25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor 25 Points Win without losing a life.

Medals Earned: 4/6 (105/155 points)

Cave of Wonders

Black Coffin Unlocked 9/9/09
10 Points
Die before beating Luis.
Exterminator Unlocked 9/9/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Rude awakening Unlocked 9/9/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 9/9/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal Unlocked 9/9/09
25 Points
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Grape Crush Unlocked 9/9/09
25 Points
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck Unlocked 9/9/09
25 Points
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder Unlocked 9/10/09
50 Points
Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!

Medals Earned: 8/10 (165/315 points)

Da Pink Knight

JuiceyKisses Unlocked 5/6/09
25 Points
Use magic as the final blow on the boss.
OneBigClusterFart Unlocked 5/6/09
25 Points
Hit 3 or more minions with jump magic.
YouWin Unlocked 5/6/09
25 Points
You Win.
PlaywithMyBalls Unlocked 5/6/09
50 Points
Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.
Tilt Unlocked 5/6/09
100 Points
Beat the game with a certain score..
TKO 10 Points Dizzy the boss before first armor break.
CuttinOutSweets 50 Points Beat the game without getting a dizzy.
DreidelPower 50 Points Consecutively hit boss with your ground spin attack 6 times.
MaryPoppinz 50 Points Consecutively hit boss with your air spin attack 6 times.
TimeAttack 100 Points Beat the game within 5 minutes or less.

Medals Earned: 5/10 (225/485 points)

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 9/2/09
5 Points
Defeat the Footie Twins
Heavy Weapons Unlocked 9/2/09
5 Points
Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz Unlocked 9/2/09
5 Points
Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit Unlocked 9/2/09
10 Points
Defeat TRN-1
Story Easy Unlocked 4/16/16
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
WSW Tribute Unlocked 4/16/16
25 Points
Defeat Final Weapon
Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja 25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 6/16 (75/500 points)