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Total Medals Earned: 356 (From 48 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 7,600 Points

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Human Centipede: The Game

Medals Earned: 3/13 (65/550 points)

Reading Rainbow 5 Points

Read through all of the intro and instructions text

Hop A Cop 10 Points

Bypass a cop by moving over him

Donut Break 50 Points

Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone

Grave Damage 10 Points

Destroy 100 tombstones

Nice Aim 25 Points

Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels

Raise The Roofie 25 Points

collect 3 roofies in a single level

Speedy Pedey 25 Points

Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level

Antivenom 50 Points

Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars

Pede Gatherer 50 Points

Achieve 50,000 points

Cop Killa 100 Points

Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value

Pede Master 100 Points

Achieve 100,000 points

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Madness Accelerant

Medals Earned: 4/5 (85/135 points)

Face Off 10 Points

Let out all your aggression.

A WINNER IS YOU 25 Points

Beat the game.

Pacifist 25 Points

Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.

True Face of Evil 25 Points

Reveal the true face of evil!

Madness Mode 50 Points

Defeat Madness Mode!

Madness: Premeditation

Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/115 points)

Pacification 5 Points

Let the Creators Live!

Vermification 5 Points

Defeat Agness

Fragification 5 Points

Kill Something with a Grenade

Blobination 25 Points

Defeat Claudette

Cooptation 25 Points

Unlock Complete Arsenal

Premeditation 50 Points

Beat the Game

Make My Next Game

Medals Earned: 7/8 (45/55 points)

Knock Knock 5 Points

who's there?

Or GTFO? 5 Points

you know how it goes

Pixel Puncher 5 Points

literally

Tipsy 5 Points

had one too many

Wired 5 Points

get a grip man

Efficient 10 Points

finish a project in less than 27 commands

Success! 10 Points

finish a flash project

INCEPTION 10 Points

go two levels deep

Newgrounds Rumble

Medals Earned: 10/13 (280/320 points)

Hoarder Patrol 5 Points

Snag the first three powerups in a match before anyone else has a chance to.

People Pancakes 5 Points

Lure two or more opponents into the trash compactor during any battle in the Scrapyard.

C-C-Combo Breaker 10 Points

Parry three times in one jump.

Wile E. Ways 10 Points

Knock an opponent out of the ring three times in one match.

C-C-Combo Maker 25 Points

Deliver at least 80 damage in one aerial combo.

Diplomatically Challenged 25 Points

Complete all 12 challenges in Challenge Mode.

Meat Shield 25 Points

Trick an opponent into killing one of their own teammates with a projectile.

Wall Street Brawler 25 Points

Bank over 5000 Grounds Gold.

The Eventuallyending Story 50 Points

Complete all 12 stories in Story Mode.

Transgressive Compulsive 100 Points

Earn 100% Game Completion.

Survival Horror 25 Points

Survive at least 5 opponents in Survival Mode on OMFG difficulty.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Pico Blast

Medals Earned: 6/6 (100/100 points)

Gretel 5 Points

Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)

Nine-tacle 10 Points

Defeat Hansel's tentacled form

UFOh Noes! 10 Points

Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.

Brain-muffin 25 Points

Defeat Hansel's brain.

Magma-nimous 25 Points

Fall into the lava (alternate ending)

To Safety 25 Points

Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.

Pilgrimage

Medals Earned: 5/5 (120/120 points)

Abstraction 10 Points

Beat the game.

Imagination 10 Points

Read all the signs.

Appreciation 25 Points

Get all the coins.

Predestination 25 Points

Kill all the enemies.

Juxtaposition 50 Points

Don't take damage.

Portal Defenders

Medals Earned: 21/23 (510/540 points)

Big Fuzzy Hug 5 Points

Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.

Exasperated 5 Points

View the game walkthrough.

First Blood 5 Points

Hit your first enemy.

Jump-Man 5 Points

Press the jump button to take flight!.

Chamber Maid 10 Points

Defeat Mindchamber.

Fishmonger 10 Points

Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.

ZAMBONI 10 Points

Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.

Ambiguous Duo 25 Points

Defeat Stamper & Jeff.

BFFs 25 Points

Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.

Nose Diver 25 Points

View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).

Zombiieez! 25 Points

Eat 5 brains in one game.

Finesser 50 Points

Beat the game without using bombs.

King of the Portal 50 Points

Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.

Kitty Litter 50 Points

Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.

Vegan 50 Points

Beat the game without eating any guts.

Over-achiever 100 Points

Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Konami 5 Points

Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.

Hollow Weiner 25 Points

Beat the game in Halloween Mode.

Purbalds

Medals Earned: 4/7 (65/315 points)

Bronzebald 5 Points

completed 10 levels

Starbald 10 Points

30 stars collected

Silverbald 25 Points

20 levels completed

Super Starbald 25 Points

60 stars collected

Super Duper Starbald 50 Points

80 stars collected

Goldbald aka purBaldwin 100 Points

all levels completed

PURBALDs GOLD MEMBER 100 Points

all stars collected... Game Completed!!!

Red Moon

Medals Earned: 9/13 (240/490 points)

Art Piece 10 Points

Collect 1 concept art.

Introduction 10 Points

Watch the introduction cinematic.

Mere 5 10 Points

Defeat 5 enemies.

Sound of Music 10 Points

Collect 1 sound track.

Halfway There 25 Points

Complete half of the game.

Killer 30 25 Points

Defeat 30 enemies.

Don't Skip 'Em 50 Points

Watch all cinematics.

Long Live The King 50 Points

Complete the game.

Slayer 80 50 Points

Defeat 80 enemies.

Art Collector 25 Points

Collect all concept art.

Sound Guru 25 Points

Collect all sound tracks.

Orb Hunter 100 Points

Collect all Red Orbs.

Red Moon Deity 100 Points

Complete the game without dying.