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Total Medals Earned: 356 (From 48 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 7,600 Points

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The Room Tribute

Medals Earned: 12/16 (345/495 points)

Nastwich 10 Points

Make a nasty sandwich.

The Johnny 10 Points

Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.

Bookworm 25 Points

Read EVERYTHING.

Bugged 25 Points

Record EVERYTHING (and listen).

Destroyer 25 Points

Smash EVERYTHING.

Payback 25 Points

It's a bitch.

Rainmaker 25 Points

Make it rain!

Runner 25 Points

Win the race.

The Room 25 Points

Find it.

Receiver 50 Points

Catch the ball every time.

The Machine 50 Points

Activate it.

Unsee 50 Points

See everything you shouldn't see.

Best Friend 25 Points

Best your friend.

Pusher 25 Points

Push the hardest.

Perfect Drug 50 Points

Take down Chris R in three rounds.

Quarterback 50 Points

Make a perfect pass every time.

Time Fcuk

Medals Earned: 5/9 (85/270 points)

You've learned nothing 5 Points

Get the bad ending

Everyone will leave you 10 Points

get to level 28

Is something wrong? 10 Points

get to lvl 9

You are your only companion in life. 10 Points

get to level 22

The Assent 50 Points

Get the good ending

Opinionated 10 Points

vote on 3 maps

Obsessed 25 Points

Vote on 33 maps

Lost in forever 50 Points

beat an explore campaign

O))) 100 Points

Vote on 333 maps

Toss the Turtle

Medals Earned: 19/20 (400/500 points)

Acupuncture 5 Points

Get skewered on spikes

Gold Star 5 Points

Launch the Turtle

Jump Man 5 Points

Smash a goomba

Novice 5 Points

Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Question Mark 5 Points

Find the hidden button

Amateur 10 Points

Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

Drunk Driver 10 Points

Blow up a jeep

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Strong Armed 10 Points

Get punched by a banana

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Radioactive 25 Points

Use a nuke

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Golden Shell 50 Points

Buy everything

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

WorldsEdge 100 Points

Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Tremerz

Medals Earned: 8/9 (235/335 points)

Valentine 10 Points

Guide Valentine to safety!

Burt 25 Points

Guide Burt to safety!

Earl 25 Points

Guide Earl to safety!

Heather 25 Points

Guide Heather to safety!

Melvin 25 Points

Guide Melvin to safety!

Mindy 25 Points

Guide Mindy to safety!

Bros B4 Hoes 50 Points

Round up the troops.

Ladies Man 50 Points

Only save the women.

Worm Master 100 Points

Rescue EVERYONE!

Trick-or-Treat Adventure!

Medals Earned: 8/18 (135/500 points)

Houdini 5 Points

Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.

Incest is best 10 Points

Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.

Radioactive Hamster 10 Points

How could you treat a beloved pet that way?

Sick Parents 10 Points

Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.

Guy sage brush 25 Points

Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults

Klaw Kommander 25 Points

Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.

Spider Slayer 25 Points

Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Zapped 5 Points

Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.

Brundlekin 10 Points

Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence.

C.H.U.D.er Cheese 25 Points

Kill what dwells in the sewers.

We deserve it 25 Points

Watch the entire ending and all the credits.

You might be a redneck if... 25 Points

Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.

C.H.U.D.manitarian 50 Points

Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.D.

Hellhound 50 Points

Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of hell.

Speed is the best candy 50 Points

Beat the game in under 15 minutes.

Scrotch Scratcher 100 Points

Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Tsunami Fighter

Medals Earned: 5/5 (50/50 points)

Big Heart 5 Points

Click on any donate button.

Speedy 5 Points

Beat the game with a score of under 500.

Wavey 5 Points

Beat the game on the first difficulty setting.

Surf Crasher 10 Points

Beat the game on the second difficulty setting.

Tsunami Crasher 25 Points

Beat the game on the last difficulty setting.

Wild River

Medals Earned: 2/2 (75/75 points)

Bacon Beater 25 Points

Defeat Kevin Bacon

Bacon-ator 50 Points

Beat the game in under 100 seconds

William and Sly

Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/220 points)

Dominus Lux 10 Points

Slay five darklings.

Flight 5 Points

Find the wings.

Weather Mage 5 Points

Turn off the rain.

Deviation 25 Points

Unlock all boxes and switches.

Resolution 25 Points

Complete the game.

Sensitive Nose 50 Points

Find all of the mushrooms.

Sly Fox 100 Points

Earn more than 35,000 points.