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Heart of Ice; Now with medals!

2010-10-05 07:30:26 by Paranoia


For those of you who missed it before, Heart of Ice now has fully integrated medals! So check it out!

- Eddy

Heart of Ice;  Now with medals!

Heart of Ice trailer

2010-07-22 14:46:05 by Paranoia

Hi, guys!

Just finished the game I've been working on for the last year and a half, and am looking around for sponsors. The trailer is up on YouTube:

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Show it some love!

Still working...

2009-09-03 14:57:19 by Paranoia

Yes, this game has now taken over a year to get to this stage with. Thankfully, I'm now slap bang in the middle of the final boss. Well, the second stage of the final boss. Out of like five.

And after all of that, I've only got organise all of my voice work, music, special features (lots of them), secret boss and debugging. A hell of a lot of debugging. I'm not thinking of how much I still need to do incase I get demotivated.

If all goes to plan, expect it to be released by the month's end. Or at the very least a little preview cobbled together out of unused material...

Final boss screenshot wheeeeee...

Still working...

There's no point to this post - I just can't form the energy to do any work on my game today so I'm plugging what I've already done.

So far I'm a little over half way in and it's about 5MB without music added yet which is... worrying. Hopefully it'll be done soon!

- Eddy

Image from my new game - I'm a whore

Posty posty!

2009-04-30 12:18:01 by Paranoia

I've got nothing to add, but between my last few posts I've got a nice series of colours :D Here's something blue:

Posty posty!

China is great.

2009-04-01 14:01:27 by Paranoia

You know what's great? China.

You know what else is great? Newgrounds. And you know why it's great? Because of China.

I hope everone else is having a productive day. Unfortunately I can't spend all my time posting here. I would just like to stress that I am under no discomfort whatsoever at this present moment in time, and that my human rights are being observed fully.

Happy day!

China is great.


2009-01-12 12:40:15 by Paranoia

It's been a while since my last update, and to be honest I've got bugger all to add. Here's a frog:


Go do something worthwhile

2008-12-08 12:55:29 by Paranoia

I saw something today which reminded me once again why The Wire is the single best thing ever put on TV. We've had some awesome stuff all round, but never anything so unrelentingly real, honest, unbiased, cynical and completely gripping.

When you see words like 'the single best thing ever put on TV', it looks like an exaggeration. Trust me, it isn't. It really is that bloody good.

I could go on for hours here, but really there's not much point saying any more. If you have any interest at all in a truly and uncompromisingly well told story, but series one through five of The Wire and watch all of them as soon as humanly possible. It's your responsibility as a human being.

That is all.

For the Brits

Go do something worthwhile

At Uni

2008-10-14 04:19:31 by Paranoia

Not working much. Too little free, sober time. Will do more stuff in about four years.

Ashkinskript three point oh

2008-09-03 16:03:55 by Paranoia

WHAT NOW!?!?!?!!?!?!?