Paranoia's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 356 (From 48 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 7,600 Points

Darnell's Recount

DownForwardPunch Unlocked 5/2/09
5 Points
View the COMBOS page.
Floatin Unlocked 5/2/09
5 Points
Master the Fire Flip.
Teh Intran3tz Unlocked 5/2/09
5 Points
Visit the links page.
The Election Unlocked 5/2/09
5 Points
View the intro movie.
Evil Dead Unlocked 5/2/09
10 Points
Get your chainsaw on!
Medication Unlocked 5/2/09
10 Points
Drink the mystery potion.
SupaSpy Unlocked 5/2/09
25 Points
Find all 6 secret areas.
Thanks... Unlocked 5/2/09
25 Points
Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Toasty Unlocked 5/2/09
25 Points
Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Animal Control Unlocked 5/2/09
50 Points
Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Recount Unlocked 5/2/09
50 Points
Defeat the class president.
UberPWNT Unlocked 5/2/09
50 Points
Shut down the UberBot.
Yes We Can! Unlocked 5/2/09
50 Points
Beat the game.
Must be the Afro. Unlocked 5/3/09
100 Points
Beat the game without dying.

Medals Earned: 14/14 (415/415 points)

Deliver That Fulp

Just Can't Wait Unlocked 4/11/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Can't Concentrate Unlocked 4/5/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Confuzzled Unlocked 4/11/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Filthy Hands Unlocked 4/5/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Goodbye World Unlocked 4/5/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hercules Unlocked 4/5/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Play Again? Unlocked 4/11/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Speedy Delivery Unlocked 4/5/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thats Disgusting! Unlocked 4/5/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wrong Way Unlocked 4/5/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're Too Slow! Unlocked 4/5/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's A Boy Unlocked 4/5/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
XYZZY Unlocked 4/11/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 13/13 (155/155 points)

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Truth Unlocked 3/19/16
5 Points
Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.
Bridge Unlocked 3/19/16
10 Points
Use the button to create a bridge.
Trapped Forever Unlocked 3/19/16
50 Points
Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.
Believe Me 5 Points Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.
Immortal 5 Points Dont commit suicide in 'SUICIDE'.
Idiot 25 Points Get the fake ending: press ESCAPE in 'THE END'. According to SWFStats only 13% of players get this ending.
Leap of Faith 25 Points Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'.
Save Me 25 Points Don't kill the creature in 'REFLEX'.
Save Us 25 Points Don't kill the creatures in 'DROP3'.
Free 100 Points Get the 'Free' ending. According to SWFStats only 11% of population get this ending. Do you want to be that special?

Medals Earned: 3/10 (65/275 points)

Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

Patience Unlocked 9/22/09
5 Points
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Backstory Unlocked 9/22/09
10 Points
Discover the backstory.
Dance Party Unlocked 9/22/09
10 Points
Get invited to the dance party!
Domo Hunt Unlocked 9/22/09
10 Points
Find the hidden game.
Fat Bastard Unlocked 9/22/09
10 Points
Bring out the fat man.
Giant Crab Battle Unlocked 9/22/09
10 Points
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Gojira Unlocked 9/22/09
10 Points
Make a new friend!
Squigly Fish Unlocked 9/22/09
10 Points
Find the Squigly Fish!
The Boy Unlocked 9/22/09
10 Points
Dispense of the boy.
The Girl Unlocked 9/22/09
10 Points
Dispense of the girl.
Dragonslayer Unlocked 9/22/09
25 Points
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Zero Vengeance Unlocked 9/22/09
25 Points
Beat level one without getting hurt.
A Smasher is You Unlocked 9/22/09
50 Points
Win the game!
Dongle Unlocked 9/22/09
50 Points
You'll know it when you see it!
Fast Smash Unlocked 9/22/09
50 Points
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Three Eddies Unlocked 9/22/09
50 Points
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Penguin Popper 50 Points Destroy 90 Penguins.
Flyby Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lestor Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 16/19 (345/430 points)

endeavor

Endeavor Unlocked 4/16/16
5 Points
Fall to the world below.
Glutton Unlocked 4/16/16
5 Points
Collect 10 endurance fruits.
Smell the Roses Unlocked 4/16/16
5 Points
Touch 100 flowers.
Infamous 5 Points Kill 5 creatures.
Antibiotic 10 Points Kill 20 creatures.
Florist 10 Points Touch 300 flowers.
Only the Strongest 10 Points Max out your endurance bar.
Overachiever 10 Points Collect 11 gems.
Hero Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pawn Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Savage Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Forever, Endeavor Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/115 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy

Beholder Unlocked 5/3/09
10 Points
Slay the tentacle beast.
Chaos Unlocked 5/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Defender Unlocked 5/3/09
10 Points
Slay the sentinel.
King Slime Unlocked 5/3/09
10 Points
Slay the giant slime.
Punching Bag Unlocked 5/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Mecha 10 Points Slay the giant robot.
Regice 10 Points Slay the Pokemanz.
Goku 50 Points Slay your undead god.
Warrior 50 Points Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Hero 100 Points Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Knight 100 Points Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Art Guy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Credits Guy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fail Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Owned Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Terrorist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I Like Swords Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pervert Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/18 (50/460 points)

Escape Pico's School

Seriously? Unlocked 5/2/09
5 Points
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
Spare Time Unlocked 5/2/09
10 Points
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
What's That Smell? Unlocked 5/2/09
25 Points
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
Fire Starter Unlocked 5/2/09
50 Points
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!

Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)

Extreme Gardening

1st Bronze Unlocked 4/2/10
5 Points
Your very first bronze!
1st Gold Unlocked 4/2/10
10 Points
Your very first gold!
1st Silver Unlocked 4/2/10
10 Points
Your very first silver!
Day area Unlocked 4/2/10
10 Points
Complete day area!
Sunset area 25 Points Complete sunset area!
All Bronzes 50 Points Collect all bronzes!
Night area 50 Points Complete night area!
All Golds 100 Points Collect all golds!
All Silvers 100 Points Collect all silvers!

Medals Earned: 4/9 (35/360 points)

Fracuum

Defense Unlocked 4/25/12
5 Points
Obtain the gun
Money Unlocked 4/25/12
5 Points
Collect a coin
Murder Unlocked 4/25/12
5 Points
Murder an enemy
Clever Unlocked 4/25/12
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Win Unlocked 4/25/12
10 Points
Beat the game
Massacre Unlocked 4/25/12
25 Points
Kill all the enemies
Riches Unlocked 4/25/12
25 Points
Collect all the coins
Sweet Unlocked 4/25/12
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
100% Unlocked 4/25/12
50 Points
Kill all the enemies and collect all the coins
Flawless Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Genocide Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Greed Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
200% Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 9/13 (160/385 points)

Heart of Ice

Ishmael and I Unlocked 2/1/11
5 Points
Eliminate the psychic, Ishmael
Neophyte Unlocked 9/29/10
5 Points
Master the game's basic controls
Pest Control Unlocked 9/30/10
5 Points
Kill at least sixteen insects
The Deposed Unlocked 7/8/12
5 Points
Destroy The Watcher in a final, epic battle!
Yarrrr! Unlocked 2/1/11
5 Points
Sink Tim the Pirate once and for all!
Atavist Unlocked 3/19/16
10 Points
Reach the end of 'Ice Quest'
Completion Unlocked 7/8/12
10 Points
Complete the entire game
Icarus Unlocked 3/19/16
10 Points
Shoot off 200 of The Watcher's feathers
Nonpareil Unlocked 3/19/16
10 Points
Wipe out all ninja in the colosseum
Hoarder Unlocked 3/19/16
25 Points
Find every secret item in the game
Post Mortem Aggression Unlocked 3/19/16
25 Points
Unlock and defeat the secret boss
Acid Trip 10 Points Defeat Ishmael with the screen still flipped
Tepid 10 Points Defeat Tim the Pirate without using any combos
Unlimited 25 Points Unlock every bonus in the game
Dancing Mad 50 Points Defeat all three main bosses in the arena in epic mode
Invincible 50 Points Gain a 'no damage' win over every boss in the arena
The Extreme 50 Points Defeat the secret boss in the arena in epic mode
Deity 100 Points Gain every other achievement in the game

Medals Earned: 11/18 (115/410 points)