Paranoia's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 356 (From 48 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 7,600 Points

The Room Tribute

Nastwich Unlocked 9/6/10
10 Points
Make a nasty sandwich.
The Johnny Unlocked 9/6/10
10 Points
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Bookworm Unlocked 9/6/10
25 Points
Bugged Unlocked 9/6/10
25 Points
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Destroyer Unlocked 9/6/10
25 Points
Payback Unlocked 9/6/10
25 Points
It's a bitch.
Rainmaker Unlocked 9/6/10
25 Points
Make it rain!
Runner Unlocked 9/6/10
25 Points
Win the race.
The Room Unlocked 9/6/10
25 Points
Find it.
Receiver Unlocked 9/6/10
50 Points
Catch the ball every time.
The Machine Unlocked 9/6/10
50 Points
Activate it.
Unsee Unlocked 9/6/10
50 Points
See everything you shouldn't see.
Best Friend 25 Points Best your friend.
Pusher 25 Points Push the hardest.
Perfect Drug 50 Points Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Quarterback 50 Points Make a perfect pass every time.

Medals Earned: 12/16 (345/495 points)

Time Fcuk

You've learned nothing Unlocked 9/18/09
5 Points
Get the bad ending
Everyone will leave you Unlocked 9/18/09
10 Points
get to level 28
Is something wrong? Unlocked 9/18/09
10 Points
get to lvl 9
You are your only companion in life. Unlocked 9/18/09
10 Points
get to level 22
The Assent Unlocked 9/18/09
50 Points
Get the good ending
Opinionated 10 Points vote on 3 maps
Obsessed 25 Points Vote on 33 maps
Lost in forever 50 Points beat an explore campaign
O))) 100 Points Vote on 333 maps

Medals Earned: 5/9 (85/270 points)

Toss the Turtle

Acupuncture Unlocked 8/18/09
5 Points
Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star Unlocked 8/18/09
5 Points
Launch the Turtle
Jump Man Unlocked 8/18/09
5 Points
Smash a goomba
Novice Unlocked 8/18/09
5 Points
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Question Mark Unlocked 8/18/09
5 Points
Find the hidden button
Amateur Unlocked 8/18/09
10 Points
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver Unlocked 8/18/09
10 Points
Blow up a jeep
Harrasment Unlocked 8/18/09
10 Points
Crush an angry ground creature
in Space Unlocked 8/18/09
10 Points
Reach space
Strong Armed Unlocked 8/18/09
10 Points
Get punched by a banana
Abducted Unlocked 8/18/09
25 Points
Get caught by a UFO
Icarus Unlocked 8/18/09
25 Points
Get burned by a sun
Persistent Unlocked 8/18/09
25 Points
Play over an hour
Professional Unlocked 8/18/09
25 Points
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive Unlocked 8/18/09
25 Points
Use a nuke
Addicted Unlocked 8/18/09
50 Points
Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell Unlocked 8/18/09
50 Points
Buy everything
Master Unlocked 8/18/09
50 Points
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler Unlocked 8/18/09
50 Points
Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge 100 Points Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Medals Earned: 19/20 (400/500 points)


Valentine Unlocked 4/1/10
10 Points
Guide Valentine to safety!
Burt Unlocked 4/2/10
25 Points
Guide Burt to safety!
Earl Unlocked 4/2/10
25 Points
Guide Earl to safety!
Heather Unlocked 4/1/10
25 Points
Guide Heather to safety!
Melvin Unlocked 4/2/10
25 Points
Guide Melvin to safety!
Mindy Unlocked 4/1/10
25 Points
Guide Mindy to safety!
Bros B4 Hoes Unlocked 4/1/10
50 Points
Round up the troops.
Ladies Man Unlocked 4/1/10
50 Points
Only save the women.
Worm Master 100 Points Rescue EVERYONE!

Medals Earned: 8/9 (235/335 points)

Trick-or-Treat Adventure!

Houdini Unlocked 9/10/09
5 Points
Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.
Incest is best Unlocked 9/10/09
10 Points
Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.
Radioactive Hamster Unlocked 9/10/09
10 Points
How could you treat a beloved pet that way?
Sick Parents Unlocked 9/10/09
10 Points
Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.
Depth Prober Unlocked 9/10/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Guy sage brush Unlocked 9/10/09
25 Points
Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults
Klaw Kommander Unlocked 9/10/09
25 Points
Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.
Spider Slayer Unlocked 9/10/09
25 Points
Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!
Zapped 5 Points Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.
Brundlekin 10 Points Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence. Cheese 25 Points Kill what dwells in the sewers.
We deserve it 25 Points Watch the entire ending and all the credits.
You might be a redneck if... 25 Points Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.
C.H.U.D.manitarian 50 Points Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.D.
Hellhound 50 Points Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of hell.
Speed is the best candy 50 Points Beat the game in under 15 minutes.
Scrotch Scratcher 100 Points Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!
Woodchuck Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 8/18 (135/500 points)

Tsunami Fighter

Big Heart Unlocked 4/8/11
5 Points
Click on any donate button.
Speedy Unlocked 4/8/11
5 Points
Beat the game with a score of under 500.
Wavey Unlocked 4/8/11
5 Points
Beat the game on the first difficulty setting.
Surf Crasher Unlocked 4/8/11
10 Points
Beat the game on the second difficulty setting.
Tsunami Crasher Unlocked 4/8/11
25 Points
Beat the game on the last difficulty setting.

Medals Earned: 5/5 (50/50 points)

Wild River

Bacon Beater Unlocked 4/1/10
25 Points
Defeat Kevin Bacon
Bacon-ator Unlocked 4/2/10
50 Points
Beat the game in under 100 seconds

Medals Earned: 2/2 (75/75 points)

William and Sly

Dominus Lux Unlocked 7/20/09
10 Points
Slay five darklings.
Flight 5 Points Find the wings.
Weather Mage 5 Points Turn off the rain.
Deviation 25 Points Unlock all boxes and switches.
Resolution 25 Points Complete the game.
Sensitive Nose 50 Points Find all of the mushrooms.
Sly Fox 100 Points Earn more than 35,000 points.

Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/220 points)