Paranoia's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 356 (From 48 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 7,600 Points

Human Centipede: The Game

Reading Rainbow Unlocked 10/5/10
5 Points
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Hop A Cop Unlocked 10/5/10
10 Points
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Donut Break Unlocked 10/5/10
50 Points
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Grave Damage 10 Points Destroy 100 tombstones
Nice Aim 25 Points Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Raise The Roofie 25 Points collect 3 roofies in a single level
Speedy Pedey 25 Points Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Antivenom 50 Points Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Pede Gatherer 50 Points Achieve 50,000 points
Cop Killa 100 Points Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Pede Master 100 Points Achieve 100,000 points
Dieter's Laser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Together Forever Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/13 (65/550 points)

Madness Accelerant

Face Off Unlocked 9/25/09
10 Points
Let out all your aggression.
A WINNER IS YOU Unlocked 9/25/09
25 Points
Beat the game.
Pacifist Unlocked 9/25/09
25 Points
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
True Face of Evil Unlocked 9/25/09
25 Points
Reveal the true face of evil!
Madness Mode 50 Points Defeat Madness Mode!

Medals Earned: 4/5 (85/135 points)

Madness: Premeditation

Pacification Unlocked 9/27/10
5 Points
Let the Creators Live!
Vermification Unlocked 9/27/10
5 Points
Defeat Agness
Fragification 5 Points Kill Something with a Grenade
Blobination 25 Points Defeat Claudette
Cooptation 25 Points Unlock Complete Arsenal
Premeditation 50 Points Beat the Game

Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/115 points)

Make My Next Game

Knock Knock Unlocked 9/23/10
5 Points
who's there?
Or GTFO? Unlocked 9/23/10
5 Points
you know how it goes
Pixel Puncher Unlocked 9/23/10
5 Points
Tipsy Unlocked 9/23/10
5 Points
had one too many
Wired Unlocked 9/23/10
5 Points
get a grip man
Efficient Unlocked 9/23/10
10 Points
finish a project in less than 27 commands
Success! Unlocked 9/23/10
10 Points
finish a flash project
INCEPTION 10 Points go two levels deep

Medals Earned: 7/8 (45/55 points)

Newgrounds Rumble

Hoarder Patrol Unlocked 7/30/09
5 Points
Snag the first three powerups in a match before anyone else has a chance to.
People Pancakes Unlocked 7/30/09
5 Points
Lure two or more opponents into the trash compactor during any battle in the Scrapyard.
C-C-Combo Breaker Unlocked 8/1/09
10 Points
Parry three times in one jump.
Wile E. Ways Unlocked 8/1/09
10 Points
Knock an opponent out of the ring three times in one match.
C-C-Combo Maker Unlocked 7/31/09
25 Points
Deliver at least 80 damage in one aerial combo.
Diplomatically Challenged Unlocked 7/31/09
25 Points
Complete all 12 challenges in Challenge Mode.
Meat Shield Unlocked 7/30/09
25 Points
Trick an opponent into killing one of their own teammates with a projectile.
Wall Street Brawler Unlocked 8/1/09
25 Points
Bank over 5000 Grounds Gold.
The Eventuallyending Story Unlocked 7/31/09
50 Points
Complete all 12 stories in Story Mode.
Transgressive Compulsive Unlocked 8/1/09
100 Points
Earn 100% Game Completion.
Survival Horror 25 Points Survive at least 5 opponents in Survival Mode on OMFG difficulty.
Message of Luff Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
15 Minutes of Fame Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 10/13 (280/320 points)

Pico Blast

Gretel Unlocked 8/13/09
5 Points
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Nine-tacle Unlocked 8/13/09
10 Points
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
UFOh Noes! Unlocked 8/13/09
10 Points
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Brain-muffin Unlocked 8/13/09
25 Points
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Magma-nimous Unlocked 8/13/09
25 Points
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
To Safety Unlocked 8/13/09
25 Points
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.

Medals Earned: 6/6 (100/100 points)


Abstraction Unlocked 6/4/09
10 Points
Beat the game.
Imagination Unlocked 6/4/09
10 Points
Read all the signs.
Appreciation Unlocked 6/4/09
25 Points
Get all the coins.
Predestination Unlocked 6/4/09
25 Points
Kill all the enemies.
Juxtaposition Unlocked 6/4/09
50 Points
Don't take damage.

Medals Earned: 5/5 (120/120 points)

Portal Defenders

Big Fuzzy Hug Unlocked 3/2/09
5 Points
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
BoM-nivore Unlocked 3/2/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Exasperated Unlocked 3/2/09
5 Points
View the game walkthrough.
First Blood Unlocked 3/2/09
5 Points
Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 3/2/09
5 Points
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Chamber Maid Unlocked 3/2/09
10 Points
Defeat Mindchamber.
Creditz Unlocked 3/13/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Doer of Radical Wrong Unlocked 3/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fishmonger Unlocked 3/2/09
10 Points
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Juggler Unlocked 3/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
ZAMBONI Unlocked 3/2/09
10 Points
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo Unlocked 3/2/09
25 Points
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs Unlocked 3/6/09
25 Points
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Horde Fighter Unlocked 3/10/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Nose Diver Unlocked 3/2/09
25 Points
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez! Unlocked 3/2/09
25 Points
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser Unlocked 3/6/09
50 Points
Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal Unlocked 3/6/09
50 Points
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter Unlocked 3/10/09
50 Points
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan Unlocked 3/6/09
50 Points
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever Unlocked 3/10/09
100 Points
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.

Medals Earned: 21/23 (510/540 points)


Bronzebald Unlocked 8/9/16
5 Points
completed 10 levels
Starbald Unlocked 8/9/16
10 Points
30 stars collected
Silverbald Unlocked 8/9/16
25 Points
20 levels completed
Super Starbald Unlocked 8/9/16
25 Points
60 stars collected
Super Duper Starbald 50 Points 80 stars collected
Goldbald aka purBaldwin 100 Points all levels completed
PURBALDs GOLD MEMBER 100 Points all stars collected... Game Completed!!!

Medals Earned: 4/7 (65/315 points)

Red Moon

Art Piece Unlocked 8/21/09
10 Points
Collect 1 concept art.
Introduction Unlocked 8/21/09
10 Points
Watch the introduction cinematic.
Mere 5 Unlocked 8/21/09
10 Points
Defeat 5 enemies.
Sound of Music Unlocked 8/21/09
10 Points
Collect 1 sound track.
Halfway There Unlocked 8/21/09
25 Points
Complete half of the game.
Killer 30 Unlocked 8/21/09
25 Points
Defeat 30 enemies.
Don't Skip 'Em Unlocked 8/21/09
50 Points
Watch all cinematics.
Long Live The King Unlocked 8/21/09
50 Points
Complete the game.
Slayer 80 Unlocked 8/21/09
50 Points
Defeat 80 enemies.
Art Collector 25 Points Collect all concept art.
Sound Guru 25 Points Collect all sound tracks.
Orb Hunter 100 Points Collect all Red Orbs.
Red Moon Deity 100 Points Complete the game without dying.

Medals Earned: 9/13 (240/490 points)