Paranoia's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 356 (From 48 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 7,600 Points

Runes of Shalak

START OF AN ADVENTURE Unlocked 7/18/09
5 Points
Beaten the first level.
MY SAVIOUR Unlocked 7/18/09
10 Points
Saved Kate.
CLUMSY ADVENTURER 25 Points Killed by every type of hazard.
RUNE OF SHALAK 25 Points Found the first Rune of Shalak.
TRUE ARCHAEOLOGIST 50 Points Found the 8-bit world.

Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)

Seed of Destruction

Infertility Unlocked 6/14/09
5 Points
Get a game over.
Master of Time and Space Unlocked 6/14/09
5 Points
Pause the game.
Backfire Unlocked 6/14/09
10 Points
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Drunken Air Show Unlocked 6/14/09
10 Points
Play a custom game with only jets.
Mega Combo Unlocked 6/20/09
10 Points
Get a 20+ combo.
Tankicular Homicide Unlocked 6/14/09
10 Points
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Hanging in There Unlocked 6/14/09
25 Points
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Toast Master Unlocked 6/14/09
25 Points
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Cavalier of Sperm Unlocked 6/14/09
50 Points
Beat story mode.
Evasivivity Unlocked 6/20/09
50 Points
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Looking for a Challenge 25 Points Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Ball Fondler 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction 100 Points Beat story mode on hard.

Medals Earned: 10/14 (200/425 points)

Spewer

Burp Unlocked 5/5/09
5 Points
Complete the first chapter.
Airhead Unlocked 5/6/09
10 Points
Complete the second chapter.
Architect Unlocked 5/28/09
10 Points
Complete a level made in the map editor.
Rocket Sauce Unlocked 5/6/09
10 Points
Complete the third chapter.
Gishy Unlocked 5/6/09
25 Points
Complete the fourth chapter.
Conclusion Unlocked 5/6/09
50 Points
Complete the final chapter.
Perfectionist Unlocked 5/28/09
100 Points
Complete the bonus chapter.

Medals Earned: 7/7 (210/210 points)

Stamper's Quest For Fags

Anti-Gravity Unlocked 5/29/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Going East Unlocked 5/29/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Heading West Unlocked 5/29/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Occasional Smoker Unlocked 5/29/09
10 Points
Score 50 points in easy mode.
2 pack-a-day 25 Points Score 50 points in medium mode.
Chain Smoker 50 Points Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Full-Time Addict 100 Points Score 100 points in nightmare mode.

Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/200 points)

Super Adventure Pals

2 COOL 4 SCHOOL Unlocked 3/19/16
5 Points
Complete the tutorial
FIRST BLOOD Unlocked 3/19/16
5 Points
Kill your first enemy
BRAGGER 5 Points Get an overall a rating
CHARITY CASE 10 Points Donate money to the snow man
COLD KILLER 10 Points Kill one hundred enemies
FAMILY MAN 10 Points Help the penguins start a family
LAW MAN 10 Points Redeem yourself to the sheriff
OUTLAW 10 Points Help Stabby break out of jail
TEARS OF JOY 10 Points Return the farmer's pig
BLOOD THIRSTY 25 Points Kill one thousand enemies
FISH AND CHIPS 25 Points Defeat the fish boss
RAINBOW RIDER 25 Points Defeat the jelly fish boss
RICH 25 Points Find one thousand coins
SPIDER MAN 25 Points Defeat the spider boss
WRINKLY GRAPES 25 Points return the old mans speedos
CHAMPION 50 Points Beat the final boss
SUPER ADVENTURER 50 Points Complete all levels
UNTOUCHABLE 50 Points Beat a level set without dieing
MILLIONAIRE 100 Points Find one million coins
LOVER MAN Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)

Sydney Shark

BroadcastHeli Unlocked 4/23/10
25 Points
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
CrocodileJet Unlocked 4/23/10
25 Points
Take down the crocodile jet
DHC2Beaver Unlocked 4/23/10
25 Points
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
HH65Dolphin Unlocked 4/23/10
25 Points
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
UFO Unlocked 4/23/10
25 Points
Take down the UFO
AirbusA380 25 Points Take down the Airbus A380
BAEHawk 25 Points Take down the BAE Hawk
CH46SeaKnight 25 Points Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Kayak 25 Points Crush 10 kayaks
NuclearRocket 25 Points Nuke Sydney
Orca 25 Points Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Sailplane 25 Points Take down the sailplane
Zeppelin 25 Points Take down the zeppelin
Horse 50 Points Kill 9 horses
Passenger 50 Points Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
SkyDiver 50 Points Kill 10 sky divers
Hat Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/17 (125/525 points)

Temple of Death

Human Unlocked 4/4/11
10 Points
Escape from the temple!
Crawler Unlocked 4/5/11
25 Points
Escape without using either rifle
Crocodile Unlocked 4/5/11
25 Points
Kill every creature in the temple
Spider Unlocked 4/4/11
25 Points
Escape without dying once
Wasp Unlocked 4/4/11
25 Points
Escape from the temple in under ten minutes
Gargantua 100 Points Gain every other medal

Medals Earned: 5/6 (110/210 points)

The Arrow Of Time

End of an Era Unlocked 5/25/09
100 Points
Complete the main game.
Fight in the Shade Unlocked 5/28/09
100 Points
Have more than 20 arrows on screen at once.
I Have the Powers Unlocked 5/25/09
100 Points
Buy all of the upgrades.
Quickdraw Unlocked 5/28/09
100 Points
Kill the final boss in under 20 seconds.
Time Hunter Unlocked 5/25/09
100 Points
Kill each type of Dinosaur at least once.

Medals Earned: 5/5 (500/500 points)

the classroom 3

LEARNER Unlocked 6/12/09
5 Points
Complete the tutorial.
PERVERT Unlocked 6/13/09
5 Points
What are you staring at?
BULLY Unlocked 6/12/09
10 Points
Punch the geek.
CHEATER Unlocked 6/12/09
10 Points
Finish the first level.
ONE SLICK KID Unlocked 6/12/09
25 Points
Alter the test.
VETERAN Unlocked 6/12/09
25 Points
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
FUTURE GRADUATE Unlocked 6/12/09
50 Points
Complete the game without using passwords.
PERFECTIONIST 100 Points Complete the game without being caught.

Medals Earned: 7/8 (130/230 points)

The Company of Myself

New Friend Unlocked 4/16/16
5 Points
Complete level 1
Trust Exercise 5 Points Complete level 4
Bridge 10 Points Complete level 10
Vicarious? 10 Points Complete level 7
Sacrifice Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/80 points)