Paranoia's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 356 (From 48 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 7,600 Points

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A Bad Taste of Pico

Medals Earned: 6/6 (225/225 points)

Big Wet Juicy Kiss 25 Points

Rescue NeNe.

Polygonal Victory 25 Points

Beat the game!

Twice the Fun 25 Points

Rescue Darnell.

Dude, it's my Turn 50 Points

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Meat is Murder 50 Points

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Vulgar Display of Power 50 Points

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Abobo's Big Adventure

Medals Earned: 56/100 (890/2,000 points)

Auto-Assault 5 Points

07 - Get Machine Gun

Bad Call 5 Points

02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid

Ballooney 5 Points

05 - Pick up an extra balloon

Call A Plumber 5 Points

02 - Escape the Mario pipe

Child Chomper 5 Points

01 - Eat kid

Familiar Shape 5 Points

04 - Get the map

Fiery Fury 5 Points

07 - Get Flame Gun

Fish Food 5 Points

02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish

Idiot 5 Points

04 - Stab a Bob-Omb

Lazertagged 5 Points

06 - Get hit by a laser

Lemming Lunacy 5 Points

07 - Get Lemmings Gun

Never Give Up 5 Points

00E - Use a continue

No Mercy 5 Points

03 - Execute the Fatality move

Run Abobo, Run! 5 Points

01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)

Soap On A Dope 5 Points

07 - Kill showering guy

Spread The Love 5 Points

07 - Get Spread Gun

Where To? 5 Points

04 - Get the compass

Beardy Basher 10 Points

01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel

Bigger Boat 10 Points

02 - Defeat Jaws

Bombs Away 10 Points

07 - Use Rage move on level 7

Death Blossom 10 Points

05 - Use Rage move on Level 5

Flurry Frag 10 Points

04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room

Have A Seat 10 Points

05 - Use a chair on the Amazon

Mega Blast 10 Points

06 - Use Rage move on level 6

Patience 10 Points

00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu

Projectile Power 10 Points

04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it

Punchy Power 10 Points

08 - Use Rage move on level 8

Pushy 10 Points

04 - Push a not-so-secret block

Robopopped 10 Points

07 - Kill Robocop

Super Slash 10 Points

04 - Use Rage move on Level 4

The Code 10 Points

07 - Use the Contra Code properly

Walk On Water 10 Points

04 - Get the ladder

Waste Not 10 Points

01 - Throw kid body

A Winner Is Me 25 Points

05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move

Abobo Appetizers 25 Points

02 - Eat at least 50 enemies

Anger Issues 25 Points

04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies

Bloody Chum 25 Points

02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss

Die Dragon Die 25 Points

04 - Kill Aquamentus

Forklift Foul 25 Points

01 - Defeat boss

Krang Bang 25 Points

07 - Destroy Krangby

Manhandled 25 Points

04 - Kill Manhandla

Mega Mashed 25 Points

06 - Defeat Megabobo

Mmm Beefy 25 Points

04 - Get the beef

No Fatty Pop 25 Points

04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug

Skynet Stopper 25 Points

06 - Defeat Robobobo

Turtle Power 25 Points

07 - Defeat Krang

Barf-O-Rama 50 Points

07 - Kill giant Kirby

Extra Abobo 50 Points

06 - Pick up an extra life

It's So Bad 50 Points

08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac

Meatspin 50 Points

04 - Beat Boss (with beef)

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Choices 5 Points

00B - Use level select

Fighting Chance 5 Points

03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you

Merbobos 5 Points

02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid

Acid Bath 10 Points

08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision

Blocktorock 10 Points

04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield

Bloody Bobo 10 Points

00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen

Bonkers 10 Points

05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you

Icy Escape 10 Points

07 - Break out of ice after being frozen

Ironic 10 Points

01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel

Police Patrol 10 Points

03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by

Poor Aboboy 10 Points

00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped

Pro Wrestler 10 Points

05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match

Reap This 10 Points

05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers

Reaper Runner 10 Points

05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them

Risky 10 Points

05 - Jump off the top rope

Rocky Rage 10 Points

01 - Use Rage move on level 1

Slowpoke 10 Points

04 - Get turned into a snail

Spiffy Supporter 10 Points

00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support

Typhoon Time 10 Points

02 - Use Rage move on level 2

Chair Massacre 25 Points

05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon

Fooled You 25 Points

01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt

Kong Punt 25 Points

01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.

Mac Attack 25 Points

08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1

Balloon Master 50 Points

05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once

Champ 50 Points

08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1

Elderly Execution 50 Points

04 - Beat Boss (without beef)

Mega Master 50 Points

06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once

Super Soldier 50 Points

07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once

War Hero 50 Points

07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once

Balloon Jedi 100 Points

05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit

Contrabobo God 100 Points

07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once

I'm The Greatest 100 Points

08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all

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Adventure Story

Medals Earned: 3/30 (25/600 points)

Clouds Disappear 5 Points

Collapse a cloud by standing on it.

Newbie Mage 10 Points

Cast a spell for the first time.

Newbie Warrior 10 Points

Discover the standard 3-hit melee combo.

Ice is Slippery 5 Points

Stand on ice and slide around.

Lava is Hot 5 Points

Stand on lava for too long and get hurt.

Shrooms are Bouncy 5 Points

Bounce off a mushroom and into the air.

Watch Your Step 5 Points

Collapse a wooden platform by walking over it.

Animal Cruelty 10 Points

Drop an enemy into some spikes, and watch it suffer.

Desert Dash 10 Points

Beat Level 7 in under 50 seconds.

Foe Bouncer 10 Points

Perform a massive aerial combo by bouncing off enemies.

Foe Juggler 10 Points

Keep an enemy up in the air by attacking it.

Forest Jog 10 Points

Beat level 3 in under 40 seconds.

Frost Bite 10 Points

Hit an enemy with a dangling icicle.

Glacier Run 10 Points

Beat Level 13 in under 60 seconds.

Master Mage 10 Points

Cast a level 3 spell.

Master Warrior 10 Points

Lose your ability to cast spells, you don't need them.

Self Destruction 10 Points

Defeat any boss with their own projectiles.

Spikes are Painful 10 Points

Fall into a pit of spikes and regret it.

The Credits 10 Points

Check out the credits page and maybe visit some links.

Volcano Sprint 10 Points

Beat Level 19 in under 70 seconds.

Balanced Skillset 25 Points

Buy the weakest version of every spell.

Boss Immunity 25 Points

Defeat any boss without getting hit.

Endangered Species 25 Points

Defeat 1000 foes in total.

Level Grinder 25 Points

Reach an experience level of 30.

Power Up 25 Points

Max out your HP and MP.

Boss Hunter 50 Points

Complete the Boss Rush on hard or epic difficulty.

Foe Exterminator 50 Points

Complete the Foe Rush on hard or epic difficulty.

Gold Hoarder 50 Points

Collect every coin in every level.

Great Adventurer 50 Points

Open every treasure chest in every level.

The End 100 Points

Complete level 20, rescue the princess and finish the game.

Another Small Favor

Medals Earned: 5/5 (200/200 points)

Another Small Favor 100 Points

Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.

Flower Power 25 Points

Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor

Spider Slayer 25 Points

Kill a spider, save a kitty.

Hunt the Hunter 25 Points

Eliminate the Pig Hunter

A Small Stitch 25 Points

Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.

Apples in the Tree

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/330 points)

Skull Beneath the Skin 10 Points

Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask

Children of the Grave 5 Points

Reach the graveyard

Coward 5 Points

Just leave

Dreamer 10 Points

You dream your life away

Mrs Nice Girl 25 Points

You are such a sweet sweet thing

When You're Evil 25 Points

Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

Goodnight Demon Slayer 50 Points

Slay 20 demon bastards

Smashing Pumpkins 50 Points

Just smash EVERY single pumpkin

Tornado of Souls 50 Points

Escape the Tornado of Souls

Fan Number 1 100 Points

Get an autograph from Ozzy

Barbarian Bob [Remake]

Medals Earned: 1/8 (50/500 points)

Rags to Riches 50 Points

Collect over $20000 in loot.

Barbaric 25 Points

Kill 50 Enemies.

Savage Speed 25 Points

Finish the game in 10 minutes.

Carbon Copy 50 Points

Parry an enemy 5 times in a row.

Warlock Holmes 50 Points

Find all secret items.

Barbarian King 100 Points

Complete every achievement.

InvinciBob 100 Points

Finish the game without dying.

Shieldless Wonder 100 Points

Finish the game without using your shield.

Castle Crashing the Beard

Medals Earned: 4/6 (105/155 points)

Whiskered Away 5 Points

Level Up once.

Fabulous! 25 Points

Reach the maxed out level.

The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points

Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)

Beat to a Fulp 50 Points

Defeat The Beard

Graven Image 25 Points

Win without hitting a gravestone.

Power Razor 25 Points

Win without losing a life.

Cave of Wonders

Medals Earned: 8/10 (165/315 points)

Black Coffin 10 Points

Die before beating Luis.

Rude awakening 10 Points

Defeat Luis' 1st form.

Tighty whitey power 10 Points

Defeat Luis' 2nd form.

Abyss-mal 25 Points

Find the 2nd alternate ending.

Grape Crush 25 Points

Find the 1st alternate ending.

Stack the deck 25 Points

Defeat Luis' 3rd form.

Flee powder 50 Points

Escape the cave.

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Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points

Beat the game in under 200 seconds.

Real Ultimate Power 100 Points

Complete all other achievements!

Da Pink Knight

Medals Earned: 5/10 (225/485 points)

JuiceyKisses 25 Points

Use magic as the final blow on the boss.

OneBigClusterFart 25 Points

Hit 3 or more minions with jump magic.

YouWin 25 Points

You Win.

PlaywithMyBalls 50 Points

Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.

Tilt 100 Points

Beat the game with a certain score..

TKO 10 Points

Dizzy the boss before first armor break.

CuttinOutSweets 50 Points

Beat the game without getting a dizzy.

DreidelPower 50 Points

Consecutively hit boss with your ground spin attack 6 times.

MaryPoppinz 50 Points

Consecutively hit boss with your air spin attack 6 times.

TimeAttack 100 Points

Beat the game within 5 minutes or less.

Dadgame

Medals Earned: 6/16 (75/500 points)

Guardians 5 Points

Defeat the Footie Twins

Heavy Weapons 5 Points

Defeat Battbot

Monkey Biz 5 Points

Defeat Ootkey

Bad Transit 10 Points

Defeat TRN-1

Story Easy 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard

WSW Tribute 25 Points

Defeat Final Weapon

Freeroes 25 Points

Get Secret Ending

Kaminari Ninja 25 Points

Defeat Raijinmaru

Patricide 25 Points

Defeat creator of Dadgame

Story Hard 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Hard

Story Normal 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard

Cheating Death 50 Points

Defeat Mecha-Death

Debugger 50 Points

Defeat Phantom

Presto! 50 Points

Beat Boss Battles on HARD

Tower Offender 50 Points

Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD

Dadgamer 100 Points

100% Completion

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