Paranoia's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Scuba Hunter]

Fun game

The aiming system is nice and challenging, and the nuber of different body parts to aim for and varying stregnth add a lot of depth to it, as well as the fatality system. GG :)

[Jeeves Volleyball]

Awesome game dude!

That soundtrack is just what I imagined a couple of Jeeveses playing volleyball with teapots to too :D

[Terri Irwin's REVENGE]

Had to be done :P

I liked Steve Irwin, and like almost everyone else was devastated about his death, but equallt I don't see any reason to censor things like this.

It's a bit tasteless, but it's not like the family are going to be discarding their grief by going to Newgrounds so close to the event.

For all the dumbfucks who think that death is an unreachable topic which shouldn't be looked at in this way, you should open your eyes a little. Countless numbers of people die daily, some peacefully, some naturally; some in pain and poverty, others in comfort. Giving special status to the death of one person simply because of his celebrity status by flaming to buggery something which takes some humour out of it is stupid and hypocritical, especially considering the number of works on this site where huge numbers of nameless, faceless targets are the victims. You can't change death, and if anything laughing in its face is going to soften the blow.

As a side note, I'd be pretty fucking chuffed if my death prompted lots of parodies like this.

[Baby Destruction]

It's a good idea.

Unfortunately the bat power ups come too often, plus with double hitting it's easy to get to like -100 misses. If you removed these two aspects, say making extra lives and power ups appear much less often, it'd be a really challenging game.

Still, full points for the concept :D

[JuicePlz]

Awesome gamt Toast (and other guy)

It's really addictive in its simplicity. And the bird killing is a nice touch >:D

But when will we be seeing the doll porn!?

Toast responds:

Soon, don't worry :) It's gonna be very interactive with much doll nudity. ^^
By the way you mispelled game :P

<3

[Clockplane Flyer]

lol, interesting

It's pretty hard :s I had o resort to tapping repeatedly to get it to respond. Could we be seeing the birth of new form of gaming?

[Gamma Bros]

Very very cool

This was every bit the classic space shooter! Great pixel art, and the fight against all the shadowy ship thingies was just pure awesomeness! Rock on!

[FlashMotion: Bubble Burst]

It's pretty good

It's not a totally revolutionary idea. All these new fangles bitmap functions are good for something :) But it was quite entertaining.

EliteNewbie responds:

bitmap functions ftw :D

[wOne]

Nicely done

The only problem is, I expecteda cutscene or something after Lvl 6. I feel like I've wasted an hour of my life :(

[To-Suta]

It's toastlicious!

Now here's a game which knows about variables :P

I've fallen in love with this style. And the soundtrack. The actual game was alright too. The only thing was, it did seem to get progressively laggier towards the end. You are removing your MCs, right?

:P